pokerknave
The life and times of a poker playing reprobate and degenrate who pursues the 3 B's birds, booze and betting but not always in that order...
Episodes
Sunday Mar 22, 2009
Sunday Mar 22, 2009
http://pokerknave.com brings Jack Reynards view on Jade Goody’s death. Obviously he welched on his promise, and, as such deserves contempt.
Tuesday Mar 17, 2009
Tuesday Mar 17, 2009
http://pokerknave.com presents the Sex Edition, and, the various ways of getting some and also how to make money from it without actually selling it directly for money.
The first story is about Alex Humphreys and her desire to complete her art course with a marriage which can be witnessed on http://joyfulcynicseekssimilar.blogsp...
The second story is about Otto Baxter and his desire to lose his virginity and gain a acting career. With the aid of his mother Lucy Baxter again it can be witnessed on http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?Membe...
Also happy St Patrick's day to all my Irish friends and family.
Friday Mar 06, 2009
Friday Mar 06, 2009
http://pokerknave.com - The Demonstration Edition. The first topic is the demo outside Royal Bank of Scotland which looked outnumbered by the police. The second demo was by Leila Deen who threw green custard into Lord Mandelson's face, and, the #third was the demo of love for Michael Jackson at the O2 Arena, when he announced his farewell tour. Cynically Jack Reynard wonders if this is going to be a recurring thing with Wacko Jacko?
Thursday Mar 05, 2009
Thursday Mar 05, 2009
http://pokerknave.com present A crime and punishment edition featuring a idiot cannabis grower, a interesting raging hormonal woman's technique for french kissing, and a dodgy Lord attempt to defraud a major bank.
Tuesday Mar 03, 2009
Tuesday Mar 03, 2009
http://pokerknave.com with the Amazing Scenes' Edition - featuring the University Challenge debacle.
The planned demo at RBS London office:
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=53273225171
The Facebook - 'RBS Sir Fred Goodwin must not get £650,000 per year for losing £24 billion' group:
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http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=53273225171#/group.php?gid=52551239930
Fred Goodwins Pension Song by OllyTheOctopus:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5qSfwVTX_Q
Monday Mar 02, 2009
Monday Mar 02, 2009
http://pokerknave.com returns with an apology for those who were waiting for yesterdays edition. Jack thought better because he was upset about Greedy Banker Goodwin. For those of you who were glad he didn't do an edition - well tough he has been motivated by winning a game of poker and has a new vest about him...
This edition has updates on Jade Goody and Jack Tweed, also Asda losing £207 million per annum and the saga of Gail Trimble and the University Challenge ringer scandal.
Friday Feb 27, 2009
Thursday Feb 26, 2009
Thursday Feb 26, 2009
http://pokerknave.com produces a very angry edition on the theme '..because I am worth it'! The first to get attacked is Jack Tweed and Jade Goody who want their cake and to shove it in our face. The second is Sir Fred Goodwin who should not get £650,000 per year for bankrupting a bank and ruining the Scottish economy, and, finally the silly James Miller for being such an idiot.
Sunday Feb 15, 2009
Sunday Feb 15, 2009
http://pokerknave.com catches up with the latest shenanigans on the trials and tribulations of 'Dad at 13' Alfie Patten aged 13. His partner Chantelle Stedman - aged 15 has been accused by Richard Goodsell - aged 16 and Tyler Barker - aged 14 of having more sleeping partners than just our hero Alfie.
Meanwhile Dennis Patten and Alfie's mother Nicola are both trying to screw the media companies for as much money as possible and have called in Max Clifford after The Sun newspaper have apparently reneged on a deal for £25,000.