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The Daily Digest #60

pokerknave — Tue, 12 May 2009 08:16:38 +0000

http://pokerknave.com with an edition about the break up of celebrity royalty, granny sex and MP expense account. Just another day in the media world of The Poker Knave.

The Daily Digest #40

pokerknave — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 12:29:49 +0000

http://pokerknave.com brings Jack Reynards view on Jade Goody’s death. Obviously he welched on his promise, and, as such deserves contempt.

Daily Digest #36

pokerknave — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 12:26:10 +0000

http://pokerknave.com presents the Sex Edition, and, the various ways of getting some and also how to make money from it without actually selling it directly for money.

The first story is about Alex Humphreys and her desire to complete her art course with a marriage which can be witnessed on http://joyfulcynicseekssimilar.blogsp…

The second story is about Otto Baxter and his desire to lose his virginity and gain a acting career. With the aid of his mother Lucy Baxter again it can be witnessed on http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?Membe…

Also happy St Patrick’s day to all my Irish friends and family.

The Daily Digest #33

pokerknave — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 10:56:52 +0000

http://pokerknave.com - The Demonstration Edition. The first topic is the demo outside Royal Bank of Scotland which looked outnumbered by the police. The second demo was by Leila Deen who threw green custard into Lord Mandelson’s face, and, the #third was the demo of love for Michael Jackson at the O2 Arena, when he announced his farewell tour. Cynically Jack Reynard wonders if this is going to be a recurring thing with Wacko Jacko?

The Daily Digest #32

pokerknave — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 07:42:05 +0000

http://pokerknave.com present A crime and punishment edition featuring a idiot cannabis grower, a interesting raging hormonal woman’s technique for french kissing, and a dodgy Lord attempt to defraud a major bank.

The Daily Digest #31

pokerknave — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 12:06:31 +0000

http://pokerknave.com with the Amazing Scenes’ Edition - featuring the University Challenge debacle.

The planned demo at RBS London office:

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=53273225171

The Facebook - ‘RBS Sir Fred Goodwin must not get £650,000 per year for losing £24 billion’ group: /www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=53273225171#/group.php?gid=52551239930″> http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=53273225171#/group.php?gid=52551239930

Fred Goodwins Pension Song by OllyTheOctopus:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5qSfwVTX_Q

The Daily Digest #30

pokerknave — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 06:49:46 +0000

http://pokerknave.com returns with an apology for those who were waiting for yesterdays edition. Jack thought better because he was upset about Greedy Banker Goodwin. For those of you who were glad he didn’t do an edition - well tough he has been motivated by winning a game of poker and has a new vest about him…

This edition has updates on Jade Goody and Jack Tweed, also Asda losing £207 million per annum and the saga of Gail Trimble and the University Challenge ringer scandal.

The Daily Digest #28

pokerknave — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 12:37:39 +0000

http://pokerknave.com present another blood vessel busting edition.

The Daily Digest #27

pokerknave — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 10:44:34 +0000

http://pokerknave.com produces a very angry edition on the theme ‘..because I am worth it’! The first to get attacked is Jack Tweed and Jade Goody who want their cake and to shove it in our face. The second is Sir Fred Goodwin who should not get £650,000 per year for bankrupting a bank and ruining the Scottish economy, and, finally the silly James Miller for being such an idiot.

Daily Digest #16 The Alfie Special

pokerknave — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 23:06:03 +0000

http://pokerknave.com catches up with the latest shenanigans on the trials and tribulations of ‘Dad at 13′ Alfie Patten aged 13. His partner Chantelle Stedman - aged 15 has been accused by Richard Goodsell - aged 16 and Tyler Barker - aged 14 of having more sleeping partners than just our hero Alfie.

Meanwhile Dennis Patten and Alfie’s mother Nicola are both trying to screw the media companies for as much money as possible and have called in Max Clifford after The Sun newspaper have apparently reneged on a deal for £25,000.